Parasite Hilton is One Big Flop

Parasite Hilton is One Big Flop



Parasite Hilton's sex tape sold around 700,000 copies. Her debut album didn't even sell half of that, I'm not sure it even sold a third of that. So, it's no surprise that her latest film is turning out to be a joke as well. National Lampoon's Pledge This! centers around a sorority president at fictional South Beach University. That's basically it. The movie also stars Simon Rex who is also no stranger to sex tapes.

The movie will most likely never see the silver screen and will go straight to video later this year. Parasite Hilton knows this shit sucks and is distancing herself from it. She has pulled out of the film's premiere party on October 28th.

A source said, "It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn't really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing."

A rep for Parasite denies all of this and confirms she will attend the premiere.

When is Hollywood going to realize that this ho belong in the SFV making hardcore and not making actual movies. Come on now? She's only good for sucking dick and she's not even good at that!

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tingrays are out for blood!

tingrays are out for blood!

Yoko Ono sues EMI for $10 million claiming she was cheated out of royalty money.

Sofia Coppola reveals the sex of her baby and let's hope the poor thing looks nothing like her pony-face.

Screech talks about his sex tape more and nobody's listening. Just show us the doo doo already.


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Jack Osbourne Better Watch Himself



Pete Doherty is really upset with Jack Osbourne for his claims that he made out with Kate Moss. Petey thinks that Jack is only using the story to promote his book.

Pete said, "To use Kate like that, it's just not right. I mean, even if they did kiss before I was with her, it's not right. The twat is out of order."

Kate has denied ever making out with Jack.

Petey is actually looking much better these days. He's seen here leaving a London court, which is like a second home to him, yesterday afternoon.

George Michael goes to court as much as he does. They should carpool.

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Tori Spelling is One Step Closer to Soft Core Porn

Tori Spelling is One Step Closer to Soft Core Porn



Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, are finally learning their place in showbiz by starring in a reality show. The pair are currently looking to buy a guest house with the nickels and dimes Tori got in her inheritance. They will open the guest house to tourists and document it all for a reality tv show.

A rep for the couple (her dog probably) said this, "They are pitching a reality show, but we will not comment on any of the details."

Tori's last show, NoTorious, was never officially called "cancelled" but you know that mess is never coming back.

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Anna Nicole Smith will bury her son

Anna Nicole Smith will bury her son, Daniel Smith, in the Bahamas today after 39 days since his death. ET reports that he will be buried in an intimate service at the Lake View cemetery wearing a trucker cap, t-shirt and blue jeans . This outfit was apparently his favorite.

Anna will wear a black dress designed for her by the same person who designed her wedding dress for her wedding to Howard K. Stern.

Daniel was found dead over a month ago in his mother's hospital room following the birth of his sister, Danielynn.

Finally! I guess Anna is looking to stay in the Bahamas indefinitely. I won't even comment on the trucker cap.

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Donatella, Just Because

Donatella, Just Because



I've been giving a lot of attention to the grossness that is Rachel Zoe that I have failed to give attention to one of my favorite fuglies. Donatella Versace is seen here at a press conference in Beijing on October 16th. The staffers of the conference were smart to dim the lights as to not offend the good people of Bejing.

Donatella doesn't look as bad as usual...what am I saying? She looks wretched. Those flowers look more like a human being than she does.

That being said, I'd hit it.





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Paris Hilton's career

What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Paris Hilton's career. - no one

Runner-up:

New dancer for Fergies tour....you never know! - El Bastardo


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Hot Slut of the Day



Senator Barack Obama

For Pamboy

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Birthday Sluts

NBC has announced that when they air Madonna's "Confessions" concert

NBC has announced that when they air Madonna's "Confessions" concert on November 22nd, they will edit out the crucifixation scene that has drawn controversy around the world. During "Live to Tell" Madonna is mounted in a mock crucifixtion on a disco cross in a crown of thorns.

European church groups threatened to bomb her ass and US church groups cried "bloody murder".

NBC would not comment on why they removed it, You won't see "Madonna on a crucifix. That element of the song is no longer in the show. How they came to that conclusion I really don't know."

It is unknown whether or not the number will be included on the DVD when that is released. That's probably why they did that crap, so people could drop more dough on her DVD.

Anyway, I found this hot blog called "Roman Catholic Blog" where they discussed this in detail. I learned some hot prayers.